One of those Bored Panda factoids that I customarily waste my time on said you should apply deodorant at night before going to bed so it can sink into your skin. I have no idea whether that's true or not but I shall try it anyway, because I can wash as much as I like before bedtime, in the morning my right underarm smells. Only the right and for no reason I can guess. 

Speaking of bodily mysteries, I had a massage on Thursday and chiro manipulation on Friday and today everything had gone to concrete, and painful concrete at that. Nothing would  relax the screaming muscles but beanbags, though I took relaxants and anti-inflams and judicious amounts of alcohol all through the day, and stretched every two hours or so. Will note that after three weeks of docility hip flexors and lower back had started complaining on Thursday, but that was what the massage was for. I hope this is just weather, because when everything aches so much I start worrying about having caught the plague.